perhaps the best things about living with dan-

his funny one liners. he has about 10 a day but i always forget them. i need to start writing them down.

just now:

me: "dan, there's no one like you"
dan: "yes there is (pause) they're in jail"


oh yeah, and here is what i got my sister for christmas:



you may say why would a vegan buy a dead mink...actually 3 minks b/c there are 3 sets of feet and 3 tails (this one was probably the best looking of the three). my reason is how could i not! but here are vegan friendly answers:
1. i wanted to liberate the poor creature from life in a store
2. he suffered to become a shoulder wrap, let him fulfill his destiny
3. to put red paint all over it and hang it from a pole

she didn't like it and made me take it back with me. what do i do with an original mink wrap from the 40s? i won't wear it.